巴尼的一生
喂 布莱尔 我想和我的妻子通电话 Hello. Blair, I'd like to speak with my wife
巴尼 现在是凌晨三点 Oh, Barney, it's 3:00 in the morning
让我妻子听电话 Put my wife on the phone
她现在不是你妻子 我也不想叫醒她 She's not your wife and I'm not waking her
好吧 All right
那你问她想要我怎么处理 Well, then just ask her what she wants me to do with
她那些裸照 all these nude photos I have of her
回头一想 你应该很想要的 Come to think of it, you actually might want them,
就算能看看米里亚姆花季时的样子也好 if only to see what Miriam looked like in her prime
书评 小镇里的谋杀犯
操 Fuck
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch
喂 爸爸 Hello. Daddy
布莱尔昨晚心脏病发作了 Blair had a heart attack last night
真的假的 真的 千真万确 Really? Yes, really
有多严重 还好 How bad? Minor
他一开始还以为是消化不良 He thought it was indigestion
白痴 Putz
爸 这毕竟是心脏病 是 没错 Dad, it's still a heart attack. Yeah, that's true
有些东西的长期影响 You know, the longterm effects of these things
经常要到后期才慢慢感觉的到 don't often show up until later
阳痿还在潜伏期呢 Impotence is still on the table
你 你就一点也不担心 Are you... are you not at
这可能是因你而起的吗 all concerned that you might have caused this?
我为什么要担心呢 Why would I be?
妈妈告诉我昨天晚上你给他打电话了 Mom told me about the phone call last night
你凌晨三点半把布莱尔叫起来 The one that woke Blair up at 3:30 in the morning
爸爸 Dad..
听着 亲爱的 我等会再打给你 Listen, sweetheart, I... I got to call you back
我进电梯了 I'm on the elevator
你最好做到 还要打给迈克尔 You better. And Michael
他也一直在找你 我会的 He's been trying to reach you, too. I will
“无用处”公司
希望它没有肿起来 已经肿起来了 I hope it doesn't swell up. It already has
好 停 Okay. Cut!
刚才怎么样 很不咋样 How was that? Appallingly bad
很好 继续 Great. Moving on
拍下一场景 Moving on to the next set..
你知道我 You know I..
巴尼 抱歉 Barney... excuse me..
巴尼 好极了 我想和你谈谈 Barney, good... I want to talk to you
你看今天报纸了吗 Have you seen today's paper?
我们得再过一遍下周剧目的开场 We need to go over the opening for next week's episode
预告片都超过一分钟了 The teaser is over a minute long
早上好啊大家 是的 我知道那本书 Morning, everyone! Yes, I know about the book!
我也看了今天的报纸 And yes, I've seen today's paper
但我不理会这种破事 你们也一样 No, I don't give a flying fuck and neither should you
此事到此为止 Let that be the end of it
巴尼 电视网的人想对 Barney, the network wants to
三十季做一些大改动 make a really big deal about the 30th season
他们想引进新面孔 年轻一点的 They want to bring in a new face. Somebody young
也许 也许和索兰吉一起住的那个 Maybe... maybe Solange has a sexy,
性感漂亮侄女可以 young niece who comes to live with her
不 没门 No. No way
他们想把她写进去 给她个新角色 They want to write her down in favour of a new character
他们是想引进些情色元素 对吧 So they want to bring in some tits and ass, huh?
这不就是你起初雇佣她的原因吗 Isn't that why you hired her in the first place?
我要和你谈谈 现在 I want a word with you now!
这是哪国语言 What language is this?
保加利亚的 They're from Bulgaria
关于我的剪报越来越多 Press clippings about me and they just keep coming
那里的人喜欢我 They love me over there
这也证明了我在国外的确很有市场 And this proves what I'm really worth to the foreign market
好吧 我会对此给予高度重视 Well, I will give this my utmost attention
昨晚进行了五场全国冰球联赛 Five games into the National Hockey League last night..
在上一场常规赛的主场比赛中 in their last regular season home game,
蒙特利尔队险胜卡尔加里队 Montreal squeaked by Calgary
比分是七比六 A score of seven to six
你昨晚顺利回家了吧 You get home okay last night?
回去了 谢谢 I got home. Thank you
他已经喝不少了 He's already had more than a few
这是给你的 我还签了名 That's for you. I even signed it
看今天报纸的评论了吗 还不错吧 See that review in the paper today? Not bad, eh?
和这样的朋友在一起
你为什么一定要这样呢 Ah, why do you have to be like that?
我甚至还给你写了段可爱寄语 I even wrote you a nice little note
“致巴尼 没有你 这一切都无从实现” "To Barney. None of this would have been possible without you."
“祝好 肖恩·欧赫恩侦探” "All the Best, Detective Sean O'Hearne,"
说的好听 Very sweet
今天是个大日子 This is a big day
我只是想请你喝杯酒 Just wanted to buy you a drink,
分享这个时刻 做个受尊敬的人 share in the moment, be a mensch,
就像你们那帮人说的那样 like you people might say
你这样一个宣称非常恨我的人 Oh, for someone who professes to hate me so much,
能来这里见我还真不是你的一贯作风 you certainly do go out of your way to come around here a lot
我只想知道你是怎么处理他尸体的 I just want to know what you did with the body already
你为什么就不能放过他呢 Why don't you just leave him alone?
因为他是个杀人犯却逍遥法外 甜心 Because he got away with murder, sweetie
你毁了所有你认识和关心的人 You screwed over everyone you ever knew or cared about
现在全世界都将 Now the whole world's going to
看清你这个卑鄙杀人犯的真面孔 know what a cocksucking murderer you really are
你该吃点薄荷糖 You could use a mint
这真是本引人入胜的书 It's a real pageturner
布吉 巴尼 Boogie! Barney!
布吉 最近怎么样 嗨 塞德里克 Boogie, what's happening? Hey, Cedric
利奥 欢迎回来 Leo! Welcome back
罗马 1974年
思姆博士 思姆博士回来了 Dr Smooze. Dr Smooze is back
你回来了 You're back
我很好 我很好 布吉 I'm good. I'm good... Boogie..
过来 过来 坐吧 Hey, come here. Come here. Sit down
布吉 布吉 她是谁 Boogie! Boogie, who is that?
她是谁 她是伯爵夫人 伯爵夫人 Who's that? That's The Countess. The Countess
你在哪遇到她的 Where did you meet her?
大概在我神志不清的科莫湖 Somewhere between my blackout in Lake Como
和让我宿醉的圣马克西姆之间的某个地方 and my hangover in SainteMaxime
听着 如果有人能帮我 Listen, if someone could
弄清楚并搞到她名字 那请便 find out for me and get her name, please,
我很感激 像我兄弟 it would be great. My man
利奥 你的展览怎么样 Leo. How was your showing?
一塌糊涂 The show was a bust
我只卖出去一件作品 给巴尼 I only sold one piece, to Barney
他的作品对于常人来说太过大胆 Oh, his work is too bold for that crowd
巴尼 我们唯一的艺术赞助人 Barney, our very own patron of the arts
或者说是我们唯一拥有正经职业的朋友 Otherwise known as our only friend with a real job
没错 That's true
敬巴尼 像吟游诗人般过活 To Barney, living the lessons of the Bard,
“敏于思 善于行” "Be as great in act as you have been in thought."
你怎么样呢 我的大祭司 What about you, my High Priest?
我寄给你的那些书看过了吗 Did you get through those books I sent you?
看了一点 只看了一点吗 A few of them, yeah. A few of them?
我寄了果戈理的 还有海涅的 I sent you Gogol, I sent you Heine
你最近到底在忙什么 What have you been doing with yourself?
实际上 我要结婚了 Well, actually, I'm getting married
和谁 和我 To who? To me
有麻烦了 Oh, it's trouble
这位魅力性感王子通过 Prince Charmingbaum here knocked
美妙的三十秒摩擦唤醒了我的春天 me up by way of a magical 30 seconds of friction
你到底去哪了 你昨晚没回家 Where the hell have you been? You didn't come home last night
谁记得呢 他告诉过你现在在做什么吗 Who remembers? Has he told you what he's doing now?
没有 No
出口橄榄油给一些住在蒙特利尔附近的犹太人 Exporting olive oil to some guy, Hymie, back in Montreal
这就像出不着调的犹太情景喜剧 It's like a bad Jewish sitcom
总得有人来养家糊口 Well, someone's got to make a living
他来欧洲竟然卖油 这实在太他妈丢人了 He comes to Europe and sells oil. It's fucking humiliating
你不是我们中的一员 你就是个偷窥狂 You're not one of us. You're a voyeur
好了 为新婚夫妇干一杯 All right. A toast to the newlyweds
为了健康 为了快乐 To your health, to your happiness
还有三英寸的小弟弟 And a threeinch prick
你怎么会同意娶她呢 Why did you agree to marry her?
我把她肚子搞大了 伙计 所以呢 I got her pregnant, man. So?
她可是克莱拉·钱伯斯 伙计 It's Clara Chambers, man,
她是个疯子 she's crazy
她是个不错的调情对象 但不适合作妻子 She's a conversation piece, she's not a wife
你又怎么知道那就是你的孩子 And how do you even know it's yours?
是我的 好吧 如果你这么说的话 It's mine. All right, if you say so
他跟我走 别让他把你肚子搞大了 He's coming with me. Don't let him knock you up
你带钱了吗 有一点 怎么了 You got any money? Some. Why?
搞点料 Provisions
我们要把这些都来一遍 巴尼 We're going to do it all, Barney
所有的 All of it
鸦片 海洛因 哈希[印度大麻] Opium, the horse, the hash
所有上得了台面或者见不得人的事 Everything under and behind the sun, on and off the table
人生只有一次 朋友 Hey, we only go around once, my friend
等等 等等 别告诉我 这是你的小说 Oh, hold on. Hold on. Don't tell me, your novel?
你写完了吗 You finished it?
没有 No
第一卷 就这吗 不全 不全 Volume one, huh. This is it? Not yet. Not yet
我还没写完 I'm not done with it yet
先读读看吧 Read it so far
天哪 布吉 这书很棒 Jesus Christ, Boogie, this is brilliant
他们准备什么时候出版 When are they publishing it?
不准备出版了 They're not
为什么不 Why not?
我不会把它给那荒唐编辑的 I'm never giving it to that ridiculous editor
好吧 那他们给你的预付款呢 Okay. What about the advance that they paid you?
我给他写了另外一本 I wrote him another one
你在开玩笑吧 哪本 You're kidding. Which?
瓦内萨的下体吗 Vanessa's Pussy?
讲的什么 What's it about?
通过瓦内萨的阴唇来 It's my interpretation of The
阐释我对《约伯记》的理解 Book of Job as told through Vanessa's vaginal lips
我不知道 好死不死 编辑竟然通过了 I don't know, for some reason the editor passed
我来猜猜 瓦内萨是那编辑的妻子吗 Let me guess here, Vanessa is the editor's wife?
前妻 Was
过来 伙计 干嘛 Come here, man. What?
别再乱搞了 赶快把书写完 Quit dicking around and finish this book already
混蛋们 你们等等我好吗 Hey, assholes. You want to wait up?
这可是我的婚礼 It is my wedding
你没必要非这么做 You don't have to go through with this, you know
你现在才跟我说这个吗 You're saying this to me now?
我只是想说 即使你不结婚 I'm just saying no one will think any less of you
别人也不会看不起你 if you don't
很高兴知道 把烟给我 That's good to know. Give me this
巴尼·波诺斯基 Barney Ponosski
帕诺夫斯基 Panofsky
派纳斯基 Pinasski
诺夫斯基 Offski
帕诺斯基 Panosski
帕诺夫斯基 算了 帕诺斯基 Panoffski. It's fine. Panosski
克莱拉·钱诺夫斯基 Clara Charnofsky
不 不对 她的名字是克莱拉·钱伯斯 No. No. Her name is Clara Chambers
钱诺夫斯基 Charnofsky?
我曾嫁给一个俄国黑帮成员五天时间 I was married to a Russian gangster for five days..
钱诺夫斯基 上帝啊 Charnofsky... Jesus
我在蜜月时候逃走了 I ran away on the honeymoon
我只是懒得去交一堆材料 I just never bothered to
把我的名字再改回来 do the paperwork to change the name back
你想过要告诉我吗 Did you ever think to mention that?
别紧张 宝贝 Don't worry, baby
你娶的还是一个保守的不守教规的犹太姑娘 You still got yourself a trueblue shiksa
你还有什么没告诉我的 亲爱的 What else haven't you told me, sweetheart?
还有我不知道的私生子吗 Are there any kids I don't know about?
只有两个 约瑟尔和哈伊姆 Only two. Yosel and Chaim
被锁在阁楼里 They're locked in our attic
当你去打冰球的时候 When you go out to get the hockey scores,
我放他们出来然后用漏斗 I let them down and force
给他们灌烤肉奶昔 feed them porkroast milkshakes through a funnel
好了 There!
我用英语说吧 I will speak in English
恐怕那婴儿是死胎 I'm afraid the infant was a stillborn
但你的妻子很健康 But your wife is healthy,
完全有能力再生一个孩子 and will certainly be able to bear other children
我必须问 你是否认识孩子的亲生父亲 I must ask you if you know the biological father,
我们要做记录 先生 我就是 for our records, Signor. Well, I'm the father
那你一定得了白化病 Then you must be an albino
小宝贝甚至都没有机会来这个世界 Little baby never even had a chance
哥们 Brother
巴尼 你干什么 塞德里克你还好吗 Barney, what are you doing? Cedric, you okay?
巴尼 这到底怎么回事 Barney, what the hell?
他刚刚失去了儿子 He just lost his son
每四小时他们就把我当成奶牛一样 Every four hours they attach
用夹子夹住我的乳头挤奶 clamps to my nipples and milk me like I was a cow
我真的以为孩子是你的 I really thought it was yours
这事以后再谈 Let's talk about this later
巴尼 你还真把一切都写在脸上 Oh, Barney, you really do wear your heart on your sleeve
别摆臭脸了 看着真恶心 Now put it away. It's disgusting to look at
巴尼 你要去哪 等等 Barney, where are you going? Wait
巴尼 对不起 Barney, I'm sorry
巴尼 求你了 我们可以重新开始 Barney, please, we'll start over!
巴尼 回来 Barney, come back!
我今天接到一个来自蒙特利尔的电话 I got a call today from Montreal
我舅舅俄弗帮我找了份电视制作的工作 My Uncle Irv offered to get me a job in TV production
他说加拿大的税务漏洞 Says there's all these tax
都让这变得极其简单 loopholes that make it foolproof in Canada
能把桌上的打火机递给我吗 Could you pass the lighter off the table, please?
谢谢 Thanks
给巴尼
这信什么时候来的 伙计 When did this come, man?
见鬼 我完全忘记这茬了 Oh, shit. I completely forgot
几天前就来了 It came a few days ago
“亲爱的巴尼 请于今晚八点来吃晚饭 "Dear Barney, please come for dinner tonight at 8
我想我们有必要谈谈” I think it's important we talk "
克莱拉 Clara!
“对不起 我真的很想你” "I'm sorry. I really do miss you."
“我需要你 我甚至做了土豆饼” "I need you. I'll even make latkes. "
你是来处理公寓的吗 Are you here about the apartment?
我是钱诺夫斯基 I'm Charnofsky
那个俄国人吗 The Russian?
从纽约布莱顿海岸来的 From Brighton Beach, in New York
你的木赫顿[犹太典故中的人物] Your Mechutan
你的岳父 克莱拉的爸爸 Your fatherinlaw. Clara's father
你不请我进屋吗 You going to invite me in?
谁会买这么恶心的东西 Who'd buy such a disgusting thing?
实际上 是克莱拉画的 Actually, Clara made it
那是我 头上有角那个 That's me, with the horns
我能想象 帕诺夫斯基先生 I can only imagine, Mr. Panofsky,
你所承受的负罪感 the guilt that you are carrying,
但是你应该知道 我的克莱拉 but you should know, my Clara,
这不是她第一次企图自杀了 this is not the first time she tried to kill herself
不 不 不 在她十二岁时 No, no, no. When she was 12 years old,
她曾大把大把地拽头发 she used to tear hair out in clumps,
直接从头上拽下来 right out of her head, yeah
她说我们不是她的父母 我们应该感到庆幸 She said that we're not her parents, we should be so lucky
她说她不是犹太人 She said she's not Jewish
她说"告诉我谁是我的亲生父母" She said, "Tell me who my real parents are."
除非我们告诉她 否则她就不吃东西 And until we told her, she wouldn't eat
我们不得不逼她张嘴 她咬起人来还真厉害 We'd have to force her mouth open and she was a biter
我告诉你吧 Let me tell you
我们不得不用漏斗给她灌鸡汤 We had to pour chicken soup down through a funnel
她有时还会失踪几天 And she would be gone sometimes for days
谁知道她去了哪儿 格林威治村 Who knows where? Greenwich Village
所以我不得不把她锁在阁楼里 And so I had to lock her up in the attic
感谢上帝 多亏了有库伯医生 Dr Kupner, thank God for him
他安排了精神病院 He arranged for the mental hospital,
用最新最好的疗法 the latest, the best treatment,
像电击之类的 从来没考虑过治疗费用 the shocking electric... something. Never mind the expense
我们可以不花那钱的 We would do without
但是 她有感激过吗 But, you know, was she grateful?
没有 她在医院里对每个人大喊大叫 No, she would yell in front of everybody at the hospital,
"库伯医生 你乱摸我的乳房" "Dr Kupner, you felt up my tits."
像这样的话 从一个小姑娘的口中说出 Language like this, from a young girl,
你能想象吗 you can imagine?
然后她回家了 And then she would come home
你知道她用什么来表示感谢吗 You know what she did for a thank you?
她坐在浴缸里 割腕 She sat in the bathtub, she cut open her wrists,
救护车就在外面 the ambulance is sitting outside
人们透过窗帘在看着 People are peeking through their curtains
我的妻子感到很丢人 My wife was so ashamed,
整整一周都没能踏出家门 she couldn't leave the apartment for a week!
不管怎么说 你不该自责 Anyway, you shouldn't blame yourself,
帕诺夫斯基先生 Mr Panofsky,
因为她这么做不止一次了 because she did it before
我觉得你该走了 I think you should leave
我惹到你了 I've upset you
滚出去 Get out of here
滚出去 你就是这么对长辈说话的吗 Get out? What, do you talk like this to an older man?
我刚刚失去了女儿 I just lost a daughter
你对我都这么趾高气扬 So high and mighty you're getting with me, huh
你也不可能让她开心过 You couldn't have made her so happy,
否则她不会那样对自己的 either, or she would not have done that to herself
我会把你从楼梯上扔下去 我不在乎 I'll throw your ass down the stairs. I don't care
大使馆的男人告诉 你用了两天时间 The man at the embassy told me it took two days..
两天时间才找到她 Two days for you to find her!
你在哪儿 她深爱的丈夫 你在哪儿 Where were you, her loving husband, where were you?
滚出去 你在哪儿 Get out! Where were you?
现在就滚 Get out now!
俄弗·努斯鲍姆 杰出贡献奖 犹太代表颁
亚伯 你听说昨晚发的事了吗 Abe! Did you hear what happened last night?
蒙特利尔 1975年
几个纳粹流氓把大便扔在犹太庙的台阶上 Some Nazi punks took a shit right on the steps of Beth Zion
是的 没错 Yeah, that's right
因此你不能对已有支持自鸣得意 And that's why you cannot be complacent with your support
我们需要犹太人 We need Israel
你不用我告诉你这种事的后果吧 Look, I don't need to tell you where things like this can lead
刚开始是扔粪 接下来 Starts out with a turd, next thing you know,
我们就该戴袖章起义了 we're wearing armbands again
很好 Excellent
还有亚伯 周五晚一起吃饭好吗 And, Abe, I'll see you Friday night for dinner, right?
很好 Great
捐赠会因为发生这种破事而被拖累 Donations go through the roof when shit like this happens
去吃饭吧 Let's eat
筹募资金 这才是你的真正人脉 巴尼 Fundraising, this is how you make real connections, Barney
我会给你筹资对象的年收入资料 I'll give you the target's annual income,
不是他们纳税所报的数目 是真正的数据 not the numbers on his tax returns, the real numbers
你告诉他 事情可能发生在这里 It could happen here, you tell him
犹太人是我们担保 Israel is our insurance policy
事情可能发生在这里 犹太人是我们担保 It could happen here. Israel is our insurance policy..
谁也没准事情不会发生在这儿 Who's to say that it can't happen here
犹太人是我们的保证 Israel is our insurance policy
我讨厌这么说 但这里也有可能发生 And I hate to say it, but it could happen here
先生 我需要把我的侄子借走一会儿 Gentlemen, I need to borrow my nephew here for a moment
我怎么告诉你的 制片 What did I tell you, producing,
筹资 都是一样的 fundraising, it's all the same dance
现在听我说 我想带你见一个姑娘 Now listen to me. I've got a girl I want you to meet
亲爱的 好啊 Darling. Hi..
黛西 从佛罗里达回来了 Dexey, back from Florida
俄弗 我没必要相亲 Irv, I don't need to be set up
她很完美 家境很好 Listen, she's got it all, she comes from a very good family
麦吉尔大学的硕士 长得也很漂亮 She's got a master's from McGill and she's a goodlooker
亲爱的 Sweetie
没错 说得对 宝贝 他来了 Yeah, you're right. Sweetie, this is him
你好 你是巴尼 Hello. You're Barney
在我读硕士的第二年 So, throughout the entire second year of my master's degree,
我有个硕士学位 I have a master's degree,
我做着同样一个梦 梦里我又回到了十六岁 I had this reoccurring dream where I'm 16 again
我站在圣维亚特街[位于蒙特利尔]上的 and I'm standing in Reuben's Butcher Shop
鲁宾肉店前 on St Viateur
梳着长辫子 辫子上还缠着缎带 And I have this long pigtail and it has a ribbon in it,
那是我姨妈萨拉从纽约萨克斯带回来的 which my Aunt Sarah brought back from Saks, in New York City
你知道鲁宾吗 他真是个活宝 And did you know Reuben? He was such a card
我十岁的时候 When I was 10,
他就经常从柜台后走出来 he would always come around
然后对我说 from behind the counter and he would go,
“你这么漂亮的人怎么可能还没结婚” "How come a beauty like you isn't married yet?"
我那时才十岁 真是… I was only 10, which is..
我现在也没有结婚 and I'm not married now
你爸真是警察吗 是吗 Is your dad really a cop? Is he?
是真的吗 我听说他是警察 Is that true? 'Cause I heard he was a cop
难怪你没有像我认识的 That's why you're not a
其他犹太男孩那么乏味 square like all the other Jewish boys I know
把上衣扣好了 不想扣 Button up your jacket. I don't want to
为什么 你的不也没扣上 Why? Yours isn't buttoned
我是因为这衣服不太合身 Mine doesn't fit as well
她是女管家 爸爸 真有钱 It's the housekeeper, Dad. Swanky
进吧 Go ahead
帕诺夫斯基先生 作为一位刑警 So, Mr Panofsky, you must have a lot of interesting stories,
你肯定有很多有趣故事吧 you know, having been a detective and all
美人 叫我依奇就行了 Gorgeous, please call me Izzy
而且我也只是个巡警 And I was just a beat cop
在这里 犹太人很难被提拔为刑警的 I mean, Jews don't get promoted to detective in this town
那你办案中碰到过排犹事件吗 Oh. Did you ever encounter antiSemitism in your profession?
你说呢 我给你举个例子 What do you think? Let me give you an example
有次我轮头班出勤 One of my first shifts on the job,
我在胡同里抓到四个正在贩毒的家伙 I corner four guys doing a dope deal in an alley,
对菜鸟的我来说是大事 big score for a rookie
所以我打电话求援 So, you know, I call in for backup
因为规定说 一辆车里只能塞三个犯人 because the rules say you can only put three in a patrol car
我从来都是照章办事 And, you know, I'm playing it by the book
但调度员跟我说 The dispatcher says to me,
"你们犹太人不是很会算吗 自己想办法吧" "Your people are good with numbers, you figure it out."
所以我把三个扔进了车 把第四个放在 So I toss three in the back, and the fourth I throw over the hood
前车盖上 手拷在 后视镜镜上 and I handcuff him to the... Side mirror
对 就这么把他们全带回去了 There you go. Haul them all in
天啊 听起来蛮危险的 Oh, my God, that sounds so dangerous
仅在他挡住我视线时 Only when he blocked my view
真有意思 That's funny
你是说你无缘无故 Are you saying you were
对那些嫌疑犯暴力了吗 gratuitously violent with suspected felons?
无偿的吗 不 我当然要拿钱 Gratuitously? No, I always got paid
我可不白干活 I ain't going to work for free
他意思是无缘无故的 爸爸 He means unnecessarily, Dad
你看 当一个人年轻气盛又有那么点权利 Oh, look. When a fellow is young and you give him authority,
不打白不打 he likes to push people around
但我一直知道我是犹太人帕诺夫斯基 But I always knew that my name was Israel Panofsky,
我知道我得格外小心 and you know, I knew I had to be extra careful
并且大部分时候我都小心的 and I was, most of the time
"大部分时间" "Most"?
你有没想过你的仕途 Did you ever consider that your career advancement
其实是被你的职业操守阻碍而不是 was stunted by your professional
所谓的种族偏见呢 conduct and not by imagined prejudices?
我述我所见而已 I call it as I see it
但你是拥有半山豪宅的人 我又懂什么呢 But you're the one with the mansion on the hill, so what do I know?
你继承了你父亲的智慧和你母亲的美丽 You got your brains from him and beauty from her
你是个可人的小混合体 And you are one sweet little casserole
我们一起举杯好吗 Can we make a toast?
祝福这对般配的爱人 To the blessed match of these two lovebirds
你不知道明天会如何 You never know what tomorrow's going to bring
所以尽情欢爱吧 so get to shtupping and multiply already
鸡肉味道真好 The chicken is great
这是鱼肉 It's fish
不是吧 抱歉 No shit? Sorry
亲爱的 你美的我都不知该怎么形容了 Darling, I can't tell you how gorgeous you look
你看到玛莎了吗 And did you see Marsha?
你瞧见她看你的眼神了吗 Did you see the way she was looking at you?
能看不到吗 怨恨嫉妒的眼神 Did I ever. Poison from her eyes, she was so jealous
你看她穿着什么 看着像个蒲团 Did you see what she was wearing? She looked like a futon
怎么了 怎么样 合你胃口吗 What? How's that? Is that gonna do you?
什么 不 它是凉的 应该是热的 What? No, it's cold, it should be hot
我觉得它就该凉着吃 I think it's supposed to be cold
非常感谢 我很感激 多谢 Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Thank you
我们结婚了 We're married!
老兄 几比几了 Hey, man. What's the score?
一比零 波士顿队刚刚得分 该死 Onezip. Boston just scored. Ah, Shit
给我来一杯 Give me a shot
我再来一杯 I'll have another one
抱歉 Sorry
漂亮 绕过去 Beautiful. Bring it around
射门 Let's go!
该死 God damn it!
不过这球救得真险 It was a hell of a save, though
巴尼 你爸正在和祭司说话 Barney, your father's with the rabbi
现在你不该做点什么吗 Will you go do something, now?
能把烟灭了吗 我很多亲戚有哮喘 Will you put that out? A lot of my relatives have asthma
我们彻底搜查了那个按摩院 So, we're shaking down a rub and tug, you know,
但我绝不对女孩子动手动脚 but I never bust the girls
因为她们提供有用的服务 because they provide a valuable service
你知道的 我们也就是装装样子 But, you know, we do it for appearances
总之 我们做我们的 Anyway, we're doing our thing
这时一个客人 这个疯狂的匈牙利纳粹 and one of the clients, this crazy Hungarian Nazi,
酒精上头 开始满嘴飙脏话 loaded on Slivovitz starts going apeshit,
拿着椅子向我走来 comes at me with a chair
老天 他裤裆里像支了根棍子 and I swear to God, a hardon the size of a can of hairspray
爸爸 什么事 Dad. Yeah?
能和你说句话吗 行 没问题 Can I steal you away for a minute? Yeah, sure
我马上回来 回不来你们就自己聊吧 I'll be back in a minute. If I'm not, you start without me
好的 走吧 All right, come on
我没想到今天挺爽 You know, I didn't think I'd be having a good time
我本以为他们都很傲慢 I thought they'd all be snotty,
原来他们人还不错 but they're a nice bunch of people
你笑什么呢 What are you laughing at?
笑什么呢 What are you laughing at?
耶稣基督啊 什么 Jesus Christ! What?
没什么 我爱死你了 老爸 Nothing. I love you, Dad
伙计 Oh, man
那是什么鬼东西 我差点忘了 What in the hell's that? I almost forgot
是什么 What's that?
送你的结婚礼物 Your wedding present
天啊 Jesus Christ
这是我的第一把枪 我要送给你 That was my first gun. I want you to have it
我不知说什么好了 I don't know what to say
什么也不用说 Don't say anything
亲我一口 咱俩再喝一杯 Give me a kiss and get us a drink
来吧 Come on
纯威士忌 对 给这位警察来一杯 Single malt. Yeah, give the cop a drink
你的岳父说 Your fatherinlaw said
你们俩谁都不能再喝了 that neither of you were to have anything else to drink
什么 真的吗 What? Really?
是吗 给你 老爸 尽情喝吧 Is that right? Here you go, Dad, have a party
那个混蛋在哪里 Where is that asshole?
别给我丢脸 Don't embarrass me
给我个双倍的 好 先生 Give me a double. Yes, sir
巴尼 Barney,
怎么了 can I help you?
没 没事 怎么这么问 算了 Uh... No. Nothing, nothing. Why? Forget it
对了 我爸做什么 Yeah. Don't you ever tell
不做什么 用不着你来管 my father what he can and cannot do again
他吓着祭司的妻子了 He traumatised the rabbi's wife
我不管他是不是吓到那个娘们了 I don't care if he fingered her under the goddamn table
他我是爸爸 而你必须尊重他 He's my father and he will have your respect
你好 Hello
你好 抱歉 初次见面 Hi... Sorry, we haven't met
我叫巴尼 我叫米里亚姆 I'm Barney. I'm Miriam
谢谢你邀请我 不客气 Thank you for having me. Oh, of course
你还好吧 很不错 Are you all right? Fine. Perfect. Yes
我在电视上见过你 I understand you're in television
无用处 Totally Unnecessary Productions
听起来有些刺耳 Oh, that's a little harsh
不 这是我公司的名字 No, that's the name of my company
不是吧 是的 没错 It's not. Yes, it is
出售的产品也正合公司主题 相信我 It is and they are, believe me
真是有趣 That's funny
你的雪茄灭了 Your cigar is out
没关系 我不想烟呛到你 Oh, it's okay. I wouldn't want it to bother you
没事 这可是蒙坦尼而雪茄 抽吧 Oh, please, it's a Montecristo. Go ahead
谢谢 我会的 Thank you, I will
你知道为什么管这种雪茄叫蒙坦尼而吗 Do you know why they're called Montecristos?
不知道 Haven't a clue
上等的雪茄是手工卷制的 Fine cigars are rolled by hand
做这工作的工人们 And the men and women whose job this is
用自己工资集资雇佣一些诵经者 chip in from their own wages and employ lectors,
这些人在他们工作时成天给给他们读经 these people who read to them all day long while they work
这种娱乐使人们度过每一天 It's entertainment to make the day pass
在制作蒙坦尼而的工厂里 At the factory which produces the Montecristo,
工人们最喜欢的故事是… the workers' favourite story was..
你猜到了 讲得最多故事的人 You guessed it. The count of said name
经师自己的故事 Lectors
很奇妙 是不是 Nice touch, huh?
我都没听说过 巴尼 I never knew any of that. Barney!
一比一了 One. One
什么事 谢谢 谢谢 What? Thank you! Thank you!
怎么回事 抱歉 没什么事 What's that? I'm sorry, it's nothing,
斯坦利杯冰球比赛 it's the hockey game. Stanley Cup
谁赢了 Oh. Who's winning?
爵士队刚追成平局 你也爱看冰球吗 Habs have tied it up, in fact. Do you follow hockey?
不 但我读报纸 No, but I read newspapers
你一会儿有安排吗 Are you doing anything later?
我们可以赶飞机去趟罗马 Because we could still catch a flight to Rome
午餐在人民广场的面馆吃意大利木豆 Lunch at Dal Bolognese on the Piazza del Popolo
去罗马吗 To Rome?
罗马 Rome
新娘应该会不同意吧 The bride may take issue with that
再说 过会我就得搭火车回纽约了 Anyway, I have a train to catch later, back to New York
再次祝贺你 谢谢 Congratulations again. Thank you
谢谢你来参加 布吉 Thank you for being here, Boogie
我绝对不会错过你的任何一场婚礼 I'll never miss any of your weddings
我差点忘了 I almost forgot
一位优雅的贵妇 而且聪明利落 It's a classy dame. Smart as a whip, too
谁 Who?
咱们来喝一杯 真不错 Let's get you that drink. That would be good
整个加拿大都在祝福你 米里亚姆留
老兄 Oh, man
我人生中第一次 For the first time in my life,
如此不可救药的坠入爱河 I am truly, seriously, irretrievably in love
我也是 巴尼 So am I, Barney
我也是 So am I
去中央车站 Central Station, please
你看见外面的情况了吗 老天 You see this? Oh, my God
去他妈的 You know what, to hell with it
请乘车 Ready for boarding on..
请出示身份证 火车票 IDs, tickets?
我喜欢你戴着眼镜 Wow! I like you with glasses
你怎么在这里 跟我私奔吧 What are you doing here? Run away with me
什么 What?
跟我私奔吧 Run away with me
要不就留下来 我不在乎 Or, or stay with me. I don't care
或者我跟你走 Or I could go with you
你疯了吗 不 我… Are you out of your mind? No. I'm..
我无可救要的爱上了你 米里亚姆 I'm bent over backwards in love with you, Miriam
我彻头彻尾完全… I'm... I'm heels over head, completely..
别这么荒唐了 Don't be ridiculous
我们不过是在你的婚礼上见过一面 We just met, at your wedding
一点都不好笑 巴尼 赶紧下车… It's not funny. Barney, get off the train..
我不敢相信这真的发生了 I cannot believe that this really happens
就这样发生了 It really happens. Just like that
出示身份证或是车票 IDs, tickets?
真是神奇 不是吗 It's amazing, no?
我不管这是发生在我的新婚之夜 And I don't care if it happened on my wedding night,
葬礼上 或是临终之时 at a funeral, on my deathbed
我就是爱上你了 It happened
请出示身份证或车票 IDS. Tickets
我没有身份证也没车票 抱歉 I don't have an ID or a ticket. Sorry
那你就得下车了 知道吗 Then you'll just have to get off the train, okay?
巴尼 下车吧 Get off the train, Barney
另外 Among other things,
你也该醒醒酒 为你的行为后悔了 sobriety and regret are anxiously waiting up for you
我帮你捡 Here, I got it
你这么穿美极了 You look fantastic in that dress
两分钟后离开蒙特利尔站 Leaving Montreal in two minutes
各位注意 还有两分钟 Two minutes, everybody
天啊 Oh, my God
我们以为你挂了 我们以为你挂了 We thought you were dead. We thought you were dead
我们报了警 还给医院打了电话 I called the police, I called all the hospitals
我差点喘不过气 I was so verklempt,
斯坦医生给我开了一片安定药 Dr Stein gave me a Valium
并建议我吃半片 但我一口全吃了 I was supposed to take half, I took the whole thing
那是一个礼物 That was a gift
这里肯定就是康多提大道了 So this must be the Via Condotti
你把那地图收起来好吗 Would you put that away, please?
咱们是来度蜜月 不是跑去野营 It's our honeymoon, not a travel junket
我让你难堪了吗 是 I'm embarrassing you? Yes
像我没见净身盆让你觉着没面子了吗 Like with the bidet?
你没必要问那个门卫 You didn't have to ask the concierge
我会告诉你那是做什么用的 I could have told you what it was for
你有硕士学位吗 没有 Do you have a master's degree? No
我难堪了吗 你该振作起来 Am I embarrassed? Snap out of it
我们是来罗马寻开心的 We came to Rome to have fun!
不是来悼念你前妻的 Not to mourn the death of your first wife
是的 我们去了梵蒂冈 全是老式建筑 Yeah, we went to the Vatican. It's old
妈 妈 妈 Ma. Ma. Ma
你应该来看看他们这的睡衣 You should see the bathrobes they got here. Yeah
还有香皂 真不错 当然会 And the soap. To die for. Well, of course I will
我已经给你买了三块 就在箱子里 I already stuffed three bars in my suitcase for you
好的 妈 我明天再给你打电话好吗 Okay, Ma, you know what? I'm going to talk to you tomorrow
好的 明天再聊 Okay. I'll talk to you tomorrow
对了 我刚在回想那天的婚礼 Hey, you know what? I was just thinking about the wedding
很棒的婚礼 是吧 It was beautiful, wasn't it?
是啊 还有很多亲朋好友 Yeah. Lots of relatives
我们可是个大家庭 的确 I got a big family. Yeah, you certainly do
那个从芝加哥来的人是谁来着 Who was that guy from Chicago again?
是艾萨克吗 他是我堂兄 My cousin, Isaac?
对 是艾萨克 有趣的家伙 Right, Isaac, right. Funny guy
那个女孩呢 And what about that girl?
从纽约来 穿蓝裙子那个 I think she was from New York, the one in the blue dress?
米里亚姆·格兰特 Oh, Miriam Grant
对 她又是谁 Right. Who is she again?
她比我晚几年从麦吉尔大学毕业 She was a couple of years behind me at McGill
她就是那种女人 She's the kind of girl, you know,
订阅经济学人杂志 she subscribes to The Economist,
但却买下架的Vogue but she buys Vogue off the stand
Vogue：一本世界上很受推崇的时尚杂志，号称时尚圣经
她是杰夫带来的 I think Jeff brought her
杰夫好像是个同性恋 他就是 Jeff seems gay. Jeff is gay
为了家装作是正常人 Just pretends for the family
那就好 Ah. Good
好什么 Good?
我的意思是 Well, yeah. I mean,
这哥们生活在谎言里 better that the guy lives a
总比给家庭找麻烦要好 lie than he inconvenience the family. I mean..
是啊 Well, yes
晚饭前我先小睡一会儿 I think I'm going to take a quick nap before dinner
不不不 这可不行 为什么 Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't think so. why?
我可不让你睡 I don't think so
你按我的要求洗了吗 当然 Oh, did you wash it like I asked? Yeah
用香皂吗 是 With soap? Yep
好的 Okay
抱歉 晚了 我坐出租来的 Sorry I'm late. I took a cab
没关系 我也刚到 It's okay, I just got here
亲爱的女儿 你过得怎么样 And how are you, my favourite offspring?
说实话 有些不知所措 To tell you the truth, perplexed
因为什么 因为你 By what? By you
这次电话事件之前 Before this recent phone incident,
你用布莱尔的工作地址订阅了 you got Blair a subscription
男性性具月刊 to Boy Toy Monthly using his work address
而在那之前 And before that,
你还把他注册成为了基地组织网站会员 you signed him up to an Al Qaeda website
弄得他到现在都不能出国 The man still can't fly out of the country
我让布莱尔不舒服了 是吗 I've upset Blaire, is that it?
不 你让妈妈不舒服了 No, you've upset Mom
布莱尔胆小如鼠 屁都不敢放一个 Blair's too much of a chickenshit to say anything
看见了吗 你最让我自豪了 知道吗 See? You truly are my proudest achievement. Do you know that?
他把我老婆从我身边偷走 宝贝 He stole her from me, sweetheart
不 他没有 No, he didn't
你跟她离婚后 她才跟那个男人结婚的 You got divorced, she got remarried
没人比我更希望你们两个复合 Look, no one was rooting for a comeback more than I was,
但是时间放手了 but it's time to let it go
他们婚姻幸福 我很抱歉 They're happily married, I'm sorry
他们结婚了 这是的事实 They're married. Stick to the facts
再说 道个歉也没什么 An apology wouldn't hurt, either
老天 跟谁道歉啊 Oh, for Christ's sake, apologise to who?
对了 这周末你何不来乡下玩玩 Hey, why don't you come up to the country this weekend, hmm?
可是我有个约会 Actually, I have a date
人不错吗 不 是个讨厌的家伙 Nice boy? No. He's a nasty piece of work
有趣 是的 他很棒 Funny. Yes, he's very nice
慢慢看吧 We'll see
这是我们第三次约会 It's our third date
我感觉很平淡但也没觉得无聊 and I'm not bored silly or madly in love
我喜欢他 我想这就算是成熟的标志吧 I like him. I think that shows a sign of maturity
怎么了 What?
我把车停哪里去了 你打车来的 Where the hell did I park my car? You took a cab
哦 对 Right. Yeah
看来我周末真得去乡下休息一下了 Well, I definitely need a weekend in the country, huh?
好吧 All right
谢谢你 护士 Oh, thank you, nurse
谢谢你让我们安全着陆 警官 Thank you for landing us safely, Constable
希望我下次飞行时天气能够好一些 Hopefully, the weather will be more forgiving the next time I pass through
你清楚我心灵的跑道永远为你敞开 You can be sure my landing strip will always be clear for you
停 不错 Cut! Great
准备下一个场景 Moving on to the next setup
好的 我们把这个拿下来 All right, we'll take this one down
再挪七十五英尺 and we're gonna move 75 feet
我需要几件服装 I need a couple of rigs
索兰吉怎么了 What's the matter with Solange?
她的未婚夫在一场空难中死了 Her fiance died in a plane crash
得了 这事都过去一年了 Oh, come on, that was more than a year ago
你看看她 你认为她还能… I mean, you look at her, you would think that she..
你这想法比白痴还白痴 To let you finish that thought would be an insult to stupidity
巴尼 打扰一下 Barney, excuse me
你的电话 米里亚姆·格兰特打来的 Phone's for you. It's a Miriam Grant
米里亚姆 Miriam?
巴尼 不能再这样了 Barney. This has to stop
你收到我的花了 You got my flowers
是啊 花啊 礼物啊 Yeah, I got the flowers, I got the gifts,
每周都有收到 every week it's something else
我都不知该怎么说 这太不合适了 I don't know where to start with how inappropriate this all is
你何不忽略我的冒昧和不适 Why don't you just skip ahead from where I'm annoying and inappropriate
而只留意我的迷人和可爱呢 to where I'm charming and endearing
不能 因为你是个已婚男人 No. 'Cause you're a married man
我是不会和你有任何形式的纠缠的 and I won't be involved with you in any way
抱歉 不如我们共进午餐讨论此事吧 No, I'm sorry. I know. Why don't we talk about it over lunch?
我明天能来纽约 I could be in New York tomorrow
你在听我说话吗 Are you listening to me?
一直洗耳恭听 Every word
是吗 说话重要 行动也重要 Really? Well, words matter. Actions matter
如果你希望别人尊重你 If you want people to take you seriously,
你做事先得靠谱点 then act accordingly
明白我的意思吗 Understand? What am I saying?
"敏于思 善于行" "Be great in act as you have in thought."
来自莎士比亚《The Life and Death of King John》
正是此意 Well, yes, exactly
不说了 别胡思乱想 处理好你的婚姻 I have to go, so stop this nonsense and focus on your marriage
你打电话来我已经很高兴了 I'm just so happy that you called
谢谢 米里亚姆 Thank you, Miriam
再见 巴尼 Goodbye, Barney
爸胃胀就别让他吃百吉饼了 Well, tell Daddy not to eat the bagels if they make him bloated
我说他胖了吗 没有啊 Did I say he was fat? Did... I did not
不说了 I actually have to go because
我要去楼下给地毯吸尘 I have to go and vacuum the broadloom downstairs
因为我炒了我们家佣人 Because I had to fire the maid
每次巴尼和我出去 Because every time Barney and I would go out,
他爸总会过来跟她胡搞 his father would come over and have sex with her
我也觉得很恶心 是你要问的 I know it's disgusting. You asked
再见 Goodbye
如果你再不扔掉它 我就扔了 If you don't throw this out, I will
我把它放到乡下度假屋好了 I'll take it up to the country house, yeah?
能提醒下你朋友 Will you tell your buddy,
伯纳德 别吐的满地都是吗 Bernard, don't throw up all over the place
因为我刚换过地毯 'cause I just changed out all the carpets
放心吧 Absolutely
你昨晚看球去了 You went to the game last night
你觉得比分会在一夜之间大逆转吗 You think the score magically changed overnight?
我要走了 I gotta get going
巴尼 等一下 这很重要 Barney. Barney, stop, this is important!
什么很重要 就是… What's important? This is... this
谈话 沟通 Talking. This communicating
你不让布吉吐脏地毯 You don't want Boogie puking all over the carpets
还有你爸很胖 and your father's fat
还有其他事情吗 Does that about cover it?
我这样跟你说的吗 Do I talk down to you like that?
我要走了 I gotta get going
我大概… 大概几天后回来 Okay. I'll be... I'll see you in a couple of days
旅馆
上车 进来 Get in. Come on
我以为你要来找灵感的 I thought you came here to kick
我连续飞了十五小时了 Come on, man. I've been on flights for 15 hours
我得好好休整一下 不然会累死 I had to fix up one more time or I wasn't going to make it
妈的 Oh, shit
让你吃惊了 I thought I'd surprise you
的确 Surprise
谢谢 Thanks
所以你带他来这里了 So, this is why you brought him here?
他需要个安全的地方激发灵感 He needed some place safe to kick
他这叫戒酒 Yeah, it's called rehab
要来一杯吗 You want one?
把酒整瓶拿过来 巴尼 Just bring the bottle to the table, Barney,
那就不用每两分钟站起来一次 then you won't be jumping up every two minutes
我们不是过来欢度周末的吗 Wow, are we ever in for a jolly time this weekend
看来还有些事情你有所不知 Oh, you don't know the half of it
看看我在你钱包你找到什么 Look what I found while going through your wallet
看见这些估计你挺难堪的 You're going to be very embarrassed when they show up
我问过花店老板 I called the florist
尽管她一向对顾客的事情挺谨慎的 While she's usually discreet about her clients,
但是你那名目张胆的样子 the ray of sunshine that is you
让经理 left the manager eager
连玫瑰花的摆放位置都一五一十地告诉我 to tell me about the standing order of roses
每个星期都送花给 that you have to someone
在纽约的哪位呢 我的天 in New York every week. Jesus Christ
这太荒唐了 你要检查我每一张收据吗 This is ridiculous. Are you going to pick through every goddamn receipt that I have?
我不想坐在这里让你这样审问 I'm not going to sit here and be interrogated like this
今天要进城 回头打电话给你 巴尼
蠢货 Schmuck
抱歉我迟到了 我要离婚 Sorry I'm late. I have to get a divorce
什么 What!
你搞什么鬼 Holy shit!
你偷吃了吗 You cheated?
没 她外面有人了吗 No. She did?
没 那怎么回事 No. So what happened?
我爱上了别人 I'm in love with someone else
谁 Who?
你不认识 You don't know her
你在哪里遇上的 Where'd you meet her?
你知道会不高兴的 等一下 You don't want to know that. Wait a minute
你喊我出来谈 现在你却不想谈 You asked me here to talk and now you don't want to talk?
那让我怎样给意见你呢 不知道 What do you want from me? I don't know
给我点提示 Give me a hint
一些父亲的忠告 可以吗 可以 Some paternal wisdom. How about that? Ah. Fine
你正在跟一个 Look, you're talking to
深知婚姻之苦的人谈话 someone who knows how hard marriage can be
一开始总是激情如火 In the beginning, it's all briskets and blowjobs and ladida,
赞叹生活的精彩 ain't life grand?
但马上开始真实的生活 But soon enough, real life starts, right?
你下班回来 她很想跟你说话 You come home from work, all she wants to do is talk
但你却只想做爱 All you want to do is screw, right?
不久 日子就像 And before long, every day is
用干酪刨丝器刨鳄梨 like pushing an avocado through a cheese grater
你感觉到手上就剩一堆屎 It all feels like you're holding a pile of shit
这就是你给我的父亲的忠告吗 This is the paternal wisdom I'm gonna get?
或者你应该 Maybe you should just
在冲动行事之前后退一步 take a step back before you do something rash
好好分析一下当前的状况 and take a good hard look at the situation
你娶了个教养良好的富家女 You're married to a wellbred woman who is loaded,
入得厨房 出得厅堂 makes a nice, flaky kugel, has a beautiful rack
很多成功的婚姻都没有你们这样的条件 And many successful marriages have been built on far less
好吧 你别管了 All right. You know what, just drop it
就当我没说过 Forget I even came in here with this
听我说 你有在听吗 Listen to me. Will you listen to me?
如果你跟她离婚 她会让你净身出户的 If you divorce her, she's going to take you to the cleaners
拜托 她爸有钱得很 Oh, come on. Her father is loaded
她会有很大一笔遗产 She's going to inherit a shitload of money
日子滋润呢 She's going to be fine
你以为她有钱就不会清你底了吗 You think that's going to stop her from taking all of yours?
我不在乎 I don't care
可以告诉我她的名字吗 You want to tell me her name?
米里亚姆 Miriam
她就是真命天女了吗 And is she the one?
就是你孩子们的母亲吗 Is she the mother of your children?
一定是 Absolutely
行 那随你吧 All right then, let's do it
我明天回来 今晚喝太多没法开车 I'll be back tomorrow. I'm just too drunk to drive tonight
你就这样把一个醉鬼扔给了我 You're leaving me with a junkie
你正在鬼混吗 Are you with your whore?
没 那有人跟你鬼混吗 No. So you do have a whore?
我爸说得对 你就是狗娘养的 My father was right about you. You son of a bitch!
真不该嫁给你 You're not the kind of man that I should have married
我应该嫁给… I should have married..
本地新闻报道了 In local news, forest fires have been reported
奥福德山沿岸的山火 along the shores of Mont Orford,
本次山火由该地区的干旱引致 due to continued dry conditions in the area
详情请留意七点的早晨新闻 Details coming up on the morning news at 7:00
我的天 Oh, God!
出去 Get out!
妈的 Oh, shit
巴尼 Barney!
你这混蛋 都怪你 You bastard son of a bitch. This is all your fault!
怪我 My fault?
都是你的过错 Yeah, this is your fault
你在开我玩笑吧 You got to be kidding me
我老婆和我最好的朋友搭上了 我的天 Oh, wow, my wife and my best friend. Good heavens
我担心他 所以给他拿点吃的 I just... I took in a little tray of food 'cause I was worried about him
他发抖得厉害 汗湿透了被单 And he was all trembling and sweaty and soaked through his sheets,
所以我躺在他身旁 让他觉得暖和点 so I lay down beside him to try and keep him warm
我也不知道他怎么就把我睡袍给脱了 And I don't know how he got my robe off!
好吧 就算是一个谜 No, it's a mystery
还有巫毒咒语或者其他东西 Must have been some kind of voodoo magic or something
你读硕士的时候没研究过吗 Wasn't that covered by your master's degree?
对了 没上过那门课吗 Yeah, didn't you take that class?
从女权主义到通奸 Feminist Approaches to Fornication and Adultery
不知道你在说什么 I can't hear you!
可能上课那天你请病假了 教授 Maybe you were sick that day, professor
我们不应该在我伤心时谈论这件事 I don't think we should talk about this while I am still so upset
你很伤心吗 是 Oh, you're so upset? Yes!
你很伤心 You're so upset
我走了 And now I'm leaving!
你要去哪里 亲爱的 Where the hell are you going, sweetheart?
回娘家 I'm going to my mother's!
替我问候她 跟他们说我们要离婚 Oh, well, say hi. And tell them we're getting a divorce!
你自己跟她说 Tell her yourself
但今天别说 她要去看牙医 But don't do it today, because she's getting a root canal
我这趟回来是想解决问题的 I was coming back to try to work things out
狗屎 Oh, bullshit!
我敢打赌是你们两个变态串通做戏 I bet you two perverts cooked this whole thing up together
没 我杀了他回头再收拾你 No, I'm going to kill him for this and then I'm coming for you
或者可以更刺激 把你爸也杀了 And just for kicks, your father after that
去死 Go to hell!
混蛋 Animal!
我应该因此杀了你 I should kill you for this
别 Oh, no
你回来之前应该先打电话 What you should have done was call first
谢谢 Thank you
你怎么能这样对我 How could you do that to me?
没 是她主动的 Oh, no, no, no. She did it to me
一切都不是故意的 It was innocent enough to start with
她给我拿了点吃的 She brought me something to eat
她开始不停地说话 She started talking and talking and talking
说你是怎样怎样地逃避丈夫的责任 Tells me how you've been shirking your husbandly duties
所以你就干她了 So you fucked her?
只有这样她才会闭嘴 Well, it was the only thing that would shut her up
饭厅里还有酒 Try the dining room
我要你帮我个忙 布吉 I'm going to need you to do something for me, Boogie
我需要你作证 I'm going to need you to testify
我回来时你正跟我老婆在床上嘿咻 that I came home to you in bed with my wife
你这滑头 整件事情是你设的局吧 You sly bastard. You planned this all along, didn't you?
不是 Oh, no, no, no, no
谁会设这种局呢 No. Who could have planned this?
找不到威士忌 你猜我发现了什么 I don't see any scotch, but lookie here?
看 看这里 Lookie, lookie here
你有什么可以解释 What do you say, huh?
正午决斗吗 Duel at high noon?
要不决斗之前再喝点儿 I just don't think we have enough booze to get us there, do we?
有子弹的 蠢货 That's loaded, shmuck
来 厨房里还有酒 Come on, there's more in the kitchen
老兄 Hey, man, hey
听着 老兄 你到底愿不愿意作证 Hey, listen, man, will you testify for me or not?
我会考虑一下 I'll think about it
我觉得 You know what? I think that
这回总该轮到你帮我一次 it's time that you came through for me, for once
这些年里 我救过你多少次了 How many times have I bailed you out over the years, man?
不清楚 我没数 I don't know, man. I wasn't counting
我也没数 Neither was I
真没数吗 You sure about that?
我一无所有的时候 我还为你借钱 When I had nothing, I borrowed for you, man
你欠我的 You owe me
这事情变得有点意思 非常有意思 Isn't this getting interesting? Very interesting
我先去游个泳 一边再想想 But I'd like to go for a swim and think it over
你这边应该有潜水管和脚蹼吧 You must have a snorkel and flippers here somewhere
巴尔扎克先生 你的小说写得怎样了 Hey, Balzac, how's the novel coming along?
巴尔扎克 1799-1850 法国作家
现在你这样问 是作为一个朋友 Now, are you asking as a friend,
还是一个投资人 or are you asking as an investor?
都是 Both
还在写 老兄 Well, I'm still working on it, man
你这个骗子 You're a fraud
我让巴尼不高兴了吗 显然 骗子 Have I let poor Barney down? Yeah, you have, yeah, fraud
太他妈糟糕了 太他妈糟糕了 Well, too fucking bad. Too fucking bad
你知道吗 老兄 什么 You know what, man? What?
我带你入行 传你经验 I brought you in. I educated you
我把所有靠谱的书 I put all the right books
都交给你改拍 你瞧你变成啥样了 right in your hands and look what you've become
什么 What?
娶了个庸俗富家女的电视皮条客 A TV hustler married to a rich man's vulgar daughter
要不是你上了她 还没这么庸俗 混蛋 But not so vulgar that you wouldn't bang her, asshole
我不会只上你一个老婆 绝对不会 Oh, and that's not the only wife of yours I had. Not at all
下次我去纽约 The next time I'm in New York,
把你的小婊子约出来 来个三连胜 I'll call on your little tart and I'll make it a trifecta
去死 Fuck you!
你怎么了 布吉 你这是怎么了 What happened to you? Boogie, what happened to you?
没事 一点事都没 Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened to me
你以小人之心度君子之腹 That's what you take as such a personal of fence
我不是你的得意项目 I am not your pet project
我不是你的替代人生 I am not your vicarious life
你不是我朋友吗 You're not my friend?
你知道吗 Hey! Do you realise something?
你从来没走过来 Do you realise that you haven't even come close
向我好好道个歉 to giving me a goddamn apology?
让我给你推荐一本书 You know what? Let me recommend another book
放书架上有空看一下 巴尼 for you to stock your shelf with there, Barney
《海因里希·海涅的一生》 The Life of Heinrich Heine,
他临死之前 他的情人们 who, upon his deathbed, was begged by his loved ones
祷求上帝宽恕他 to ask for God's forgiveness before he passed
但是可爱的老海因里希 只是说了一句 But good old Heinrich, he had only this to say,
"上帝肯定会原谅我的 "God will surely forgive me
这是他的分内工作" After all it's his fucking job."
布吉 等一下 该死 Hey, Boogie, wait. Wait a minute, Boogie. Fuck
你喝太醉了 而且你水性也不好 You're too drunk, man, and you're a lousy swimmer
布吉 别下水 Boogie, stop!
把该死的脚蹼给脱了 Take the goddamn flippers off
布吉 该死的 Boogie, God damn it!
我要开枪了 混蛋 I'll shoot, man. I'll shoot you, prick
开枪吧 我说真的 Shoot then. I will!
妈的 Oh, shit
真他妈的 你做到了 Holy fuck. There you go
就是这样 There it is
但是下次 你该朝着我开枪 But next time, you shoot it at me,
你这胆小鬼 朝我开枪啊 you fucking coward. Shoot it at me
你会看到 You'll see for yourself
在那个叫做心的长满青苔的空腔里 what's really inside this mossy damn cavity
到底有什么 you think is a heart
好 Fine
好 来啊 开枪 Fine. Come on, do it
不要… Don't you fucking..
今天忙死了 东面几英里处森林大火 Busy day. Big fire a few miles east
已经烧了二十所房屋了 Twenty cottages burned so far
他们在浪费时间 They're wasting their time out there
我告诉他们我已经自己坐船搜遍了湖面 I told them I already looked all over the lake in my boat
他破门而入 He's broken into a cottage
把房子里的酒和药一扫而空 还不罢休 He emptied it of all the booze and pills he could find. He moved on
但是他却留下了他的衣服和钱包 But he leaves his clothes and wallet here?
他穿走了别人的衣服 He took someone else's clothes
没有强行进入的痕迹 No breakins have been reported
你有喝的东西吗 You got something to drink?
有点变态 That's kind of sick
我第一任妻子画的 My first wife made that
是吗 叫什么名字呢 Oh, yeah? What's her name?
已经死了 She's dead
也是抓到她通奸吗 Catch her fucking someone, too?
自杀的 Actually, she killed herself
让我抢先问一句 Beat you to it, I guess
这到底是什么意思 What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
我报的警 You know, I called you guys
没错 Yeah, you did
那为什么你没提及这把手枪呢 So, how come you didn't mention this gun?
那是… 我爸是个退休警察 That's... my dad's a retired cop
他送给我自卫的 and he gave me that for protection
你就是依奇·帕诺夫斯基的龟儿子吗 You're Izzy Panofsky's fucking kid?
正是 Yeah
不是吧 No shit?
那为什么有两发子弹不见了 So, how come there are two rounds missing?
布吉和我到处胡闹 乱开枪玩吗 Uh, Boogie and I were horsing around. Shooting off rounds?
我们喝醉了 We were drunk
这发生在你发现他和你老婆通奸之后的吧 This was after you found him fucking your wife?
不是 不是那么回事 No, it wasn't like that at all
你先打掉两发子弹 You shot off the rounds
然后进屋发现他们通奸吗 before you walked in on them screwing?
不是 No
那就是之后了 你朝他开枪了吗 After? So you did shoot him?
是的 Yeah
径直朝他的心脏 上帝作证 Right through the fucking heart. For Christ's sake
现在案子有所进展了 Now we're getting somewhere
你是真蠢还是无知呢 Are you a complete imbecile?
你怎么在这里浪费时间呢 Why are you wasting your time here?
那位你在纽约金屋藏的娇呢 What about this piece of ass you were keeping in New York?
花店老板告诉我她的名字 The florist gave us her name,
是米里亚姆·格兰特吗 Miriam Grant?
你滚 You leave..
上帝啊 Jesus Christ
你发现你好友与你老婆通奸之后 Two bullets fired from your gun
开了两枪 right after you caught your best friend banging your wife
你恐吓要杀掉他们俩 而现在男的失踪了 You threatened to kill them both and now he's missing
除非你吃掉了他的尸体 Unless you ate him,
否则天黑之前我们会找到的 we'll find the body before Sundown
放开我 Get off of me
只要你说出来尸体藏在哪里 So you tell me where the body is
我就会说你与警方合作 认罪态度诚恳 I'll say you were cooperative and remorseful
你可以请个厉害的犹太律师 You'll get yourself a smart Jew lawyer
帮你立即洗脱罪名 and be out in no time
巴尼 Barney!
你来干嘛 帕诺夫斯基 What are you doing here, Panofsky?
我儿子打电话让我来 你在这里干嘛 I got a telephone call from my son. What are you doing here?
真是父慈子孝 他袭击执法人员 Very sweet. He attacked an officer of the law
是吗 Yeah?
我看倒是像警察野蛮执法 From where I'm standing this looks like police brutality
哪儿轮得到你插嘴 Like you're one to talk
你放开他 You leave your hands off of him
他涉嫌谋杀 是吗 He's going down for murder. Really?
你敏锐的侦探触觉 Well, it seems like your razorsharp detective skills
似乎忽略了一个细节 have missed one tiny detail
我没见到尸体 尸体在哪里 I don't see a body. Where's the body?
如果还有其他事情 跟他的犹太律师说 Now you got something else to say, talk to his Jew lawyer
别碰 会感染的 Don't touch it, you'll get germs
现在警方没法提出指控 For the moment no charges have been laid
我们很仔细地搜查了整个湖区 We've searched the area extensively,
尸体还没有找到 no body has been found yet, so
所以仍按失踪案处理 this remains a missing persons case
即使大量间接证据指向帕诺夫斯基先生 Even with the overwhelming circumstantial evidence implicating Mr Panofsky,
我们也无能为力 our hands are tied
大家注意 十分钟后开拍 All right, people, we got 10 minutes to roll
还有十分钟开拍 演员们… 10 minutes until we're rolling. Actors and..
打扰一下 巴尼 Excuse me, Barney
你等的文件刚寄到了 The papers you were waiting for just arrived
你好 米里亚姆 Hello? Miriam?
我 我离婚了 I'm... I'm divorced
巴尼 我打算明天去纽约 Barney. I'm going to be in New York tomorrow
一起吃晚饭怎样 How about dinner?
不了 No
中饭呢 不了 Lunch? No
米里亚姆 求你了 Miriam, please
墨水还没干吧 Is the ink even dry yet?
我看看 Let me check
是的 Yeah
只是吃个午饭 没别的 就这一次 Look, it's just lunch. That's it. Only once
如果之后你决定再也不见我了 And if you decide that you never want to see me again,
那也行 then that's it
我发誓 就只是吃个午饭 I swear. Just lunch
聊天话题： 1:所有总统的男人 2:《赫索格》 3:阿尔丰斯·都德（法国19世纪著名现实主义小说家）
我要一瓶唐·培里侬香槟王 冰镇的 Yes. I'd like a bottle of Dom Perignon, wellchilled
一打长茎玫瑰两点准时送到到我房间 And a dozen longstem roses sent to my room at exactly 2:00
你好 Hi
我很高兴你能来 吃过了吗 I am so happy that you made it. Now, have you eaten?
这里是不是有点热 没吃而且不热 Is it hot in here? No and no
当然 好吧 You're sure. Okay
那么 来点香槟吗 Well, champagne?
我 我觉得这场合需要来点香槟 I... it's an occasion, we should have some champagne
你不觉得吗 打扰下 Don't you think? Yeah. Hey, excuse me
要一瓶唐·培里侬香槟王 Can I get a bottle of Dom Perignon?
你想现在点菜吗 And did you want to order now?
我还没看过菜单呢 Well, I haven't looked at the menu yet
这样 不好意思 你慢慢来 Of course, I'm sorry. You take your time
香槟先上吧 The champagne, that will be fine
谢谢 Thank you
再要些鱼子酱 And some beluga
beluga是最顶级鱼子酱
要伊朗的 The Iranian kind not the
不要俄罗斯的 俄罗斯的太咸 Russian 'cause the Russian is just too salty
这里好热 It is hot in here
你还好吗 Are you okay?
不 是 我… No. Yeah. No. No. I'm..
我很好 我没事 I'm great. I'm fine. I'm fine
只是有太多话我想对你说了 There's just so much that I want to talk about, you know
对了 对了 你读过… Oh, I know, yes, I know. Have you read..
有件事我想弄清楚 Can I be clear on something?
你不是因为我离婚的吧 是吗 You didn't get divorced on my account, did you?
当然是因为你 Of course I did
你几乎不了解我 You hardly know me
您的香槟 先生 Your champagne, sir
太棒了 Wonderful, look
现在我们可以庆祝了 Now we can celebrate. Good
庆祝什么 Celebrate what?
现在我再也不是有妻室的人了 Well, now that I am no longer a married man and
你和我总算能在一起了 you and I are finally together
你没事吧 Are you all right?
请你别走 Don't leave, please
你想聊什么 What would you like to talk about?
所有总统的男人 《赫索格》 我的天 All the President's Men, Herzog... Oh, my God
还是阿尔丰斯·都德呢 Alphonse Daudet?
顺便说下 不错的参考录 谢谢 Nice reference, by the way. Yeah, thanks
我是个白痴 I'm an idiot
别这么谦虚 Oh, don't be so modest
显然你想要我来你的房间 You obviously expected me to come to your room
没有 Never
那么这香槟和玫瑰是给别人的吗 So, the champagne and roses are for someone else?
我的天 Oh, my God
你何不去洗漱一下呢 Why don't you get cleaned up?
我们可以出去走走 呼吸点新鲜空气 We can go out, get some fresh air,
或者吃点披萨 maybe a slice of pizza
我快饿死了 I'm absolutely starving
我一直觉得奇怪 You know, I'm always surprised
纽约人竟不知道大苹果 that people from New York don't know this,
大苹果其实是一种老的赛马术语 but the Big Apple is actually an old racing term
Big Apple 纽约的俗称
这还得归功于约翰·菲茨杰拉德 credited to John Fitzgerald,
三十年代先驱报的体育记者 sports writer for The Herald in the '30s
他是从密西西比驯马人那里听来的 But he had heard it from old stable hands from Mississippi,
他们用这个词来指代纽约的赛马场 using the term to refer to the New York racetracks
因为在纽约比赛被看成是 because getting to race in New york was considered
对高水平的挑战 hitting the big time, you know
能咬这个大苹果一口 Getting to take a bite of that Big Apple
我会一直不停的讲 But I'm just going to keep talking here
因为我怕我一停下 because I'm afraid that if I stop,
就会有停顿和空隙然后你就会说 there's going to be a pause or a break and you're going to say,
“时间不早了”或者“我该走了” "It's getting late," Or, "I should get going."
我还不想让这发生 And I'm not ready for that to happen
我永远都不想你离开 I don't want that to happen. Ever
刚才 你停顿了 There it was, the pause
嗯 Yeah
我依旧在这里 I'm still here
我以前特崇拜我父亲 Oh, I adored my father
他是我的英雄 He was my hero
直到我发现 Until I found out he was
他上了所有他能上的姑娘 sleeping with every girl he could get his hands on
这事深深的伤害我了妈妈 That killed my mother
之后她就得了癌症 It's what gave her cancer
这有点不公平 That's a bit unfair
是不公平 癌症侵蚀了她每一处地方 No, it's not. Devastated her, every part of her,
身心憔悴 万念俱灰 mind and body, heart and soul
我绝不重蹈她的覆辙 And that will never happen to me
我永远不会那样对你 米里亚姆 Well, I would never do that to you, Miriam
我要你答应我一件事 I want one thing from you
任何事 Anything
别回答我"任何事" Don't answer, "Anything."
这不现实 但人生是现实的 'Cause it's not real. And life's real
生活由无数小事组成 It's made up of little things,
分分秒秒 相濡以沫 这就够了 minutes, hours, naps, errands, routine and it has to be enough
你做了这么多来追求我 我该如何信你 After all you've done to pursue me, how can I trust you?
恩 这个问题问的好 Well, that is, uh, that's a reasonable question
我会… 自断命根 I will just... I will just cut it off
你是想当太监服侍我吗 You're offering to be my eunuch?
我说过我愿为你做任何事 米里亚姆 I said that I would do anything for you, Miriam
别那样做 我们还需要它 Well, don't do that. We'll be needing it
巴尼 你愿意娶这个女人… Barney? Do you take this woman.
愿意愿意 我愿意的很 Yes. Yes. I sure as hell do
他答应过我绝不错失我的任何一场婚礼 He promised he'd never miss any of my weddings
巴尼 把它放冷藏室 把什么 Oh, Barney, put it in the freezer. What?
洋葱 The onion
切洋葱前把它放冰箱冷藏 Put it in the freezer before
它就不会熏你眼睛了 you chop it and then it won't make you cry
我怎么不知道有这回事 Well, how did I not know that?
我觉得孩子快睡着了 I think that he's about ready for his nap
真的吗 嗯哼 Really? Mmmhmm
…到时间游泳了 ... it's about time to go for a swim
看看你 你都干什么了… Look at you. Look at you. What are you..
怎么了 What?
干得不错 小伙子 You did good, boychik
有动静吗 没有 Anything? No
漂浮动了吗 没有 老爸 A nibble? No, Dad
想吃汉堡 是的 Burgers? Yes
好吧 回去吃汉堡 All righty. Burgers it is
告诉妈妈我们把鱼都丢回湖里了 Tell your mother we threw them all back
收到 For sure
加油 老爸 Come on, Dad!
别担心 我正试着呢 好 I got it. I'm working on it, okay? Okay
没问题的 我该多用点力 I got it. I'll get it with a little bit of force, you know
破东西 Son of a bitch
现在我们怎么办 Now what do we do?
需要帮忙吗 You guys need any help?
不用 谢谢了 我搞得定 Yeah. No. No, thanks, no. I've got it
没问题 多用点力就… It's fine. I just need to get a little bit of a..
你丢根绳子过来 我能拉着你走 If you throw me a line, I can tow you in
我在这里租了木屋 刚从纽约过来 I'm renting a cabin here. Just moved from New York
很好 你是做什么的 布莱尔 Good. And what do you do, Blair?
我在电台工作 I work in radio
我以前也在纽约做过电台 Oh, I used to work in radio in New York
真的吗 在哪儿 Really? Where?
WZAJ WZAJ
一家爵士风的小电台 It's a little jazz station
我知道 罗恩·刘易斯是我老朋友 Yeah. Sure, I know it. Ron Lewis is an old friend of mine
是吗 太有趣了 他给了我第一份工作 He is? That's funny. He gave me my first job
缘分呐 Isn't that a coincidence?
世界真奇妙 The universe works in strange and mysterious ways, huh?
我们打算烧烤时做些汉堡 We were just going to throw some burgers on the barbecue
你想一起吗 You wanna join us?
我素食 还是谢谢你 是什么 I'm a vegan. But thank you. A what?
能治吗 Is that treatable?
我可以做沙拉 I can make a salad
不了 我不想给你添麻烦 No, I don't want to impose
话说回来 我得在天黑前划回家 I should probably paddle home before it gets dark, anyway
很高兴认识你们 客气了 But it was lovely to meet the both of you. Sure
幸会 哪里 A pleasure. Sure
我发现了一个老屋子 沙拉… I found this really old cabin... Salad..
在森林里 非常酷 迈克尔 in the forest and it's really cool. Michael
我们哪天带你去看看 汉堡来了 And we should take you there one day. Well, here we go
有可能只是进水了 Probably just flooded
我把你拉绳装回去了 I reattached your pull cord
他人真好 That was nice of him
节目的结束前 应一位忠实听众的要求 We'll end our programme with a request from our regular listener
来自蒙特利尔的阿尔方斯 Alphonse, from Montreal
一首来自莱昂纳德·科恩的《舞至爱终》 This is Leonard Cohen's Dance Me to the End of Love
我是米里亚姆·格兰特 I'm Miriam Grant
你正在收听纽约的WIXU You're listening to WIXU, New York
别搞的像送我去战场似的 好吗 It's not like I'm going to war, okay?
我感恩节就回来 好的 I'll be back Thanksgiving. Okay
我进去了 I'm going inside
还有什么临别赠言吗 Any last words of wisdom?
需要钱就和我说 If you need money, ask me
别去卖毒品 Don't start selling dope
不卖毒品 是 No selling dope. Yeah
知道了 Got it
自己保重 Take care of yourself
他最终是要离开家里的 He had to leave home eventually, you know
不是这事 That's not it
我想回去工作 I want to go back to work
我已经思考过这事 I've been thinking about it for a while
布莱尔说能给介绍我份自由职业 Blair said that he could get me freelance work
听着 现在只是做些文书工作 No, listen. Just research and writing for now,
但也会去做别的 but it could lead to other things
或许会去做直播 Maybe even on air
我知道布莱尔会不遗余力地为你做任何事 Well, I'm sure that Blair will do everything that he can for you
住嘴 Oh, stop it
用餐愉快吗 And how is everything?
一如既往的完美 让 It's excellent, as always, Jean
我们没事 谢谢 We're good. Thanks
我知道你怎么想的 I knew how you'd take this
我这么努力工作就是为了你不用去工作 It's just that I worked so hard so that you wouldn't have to,
这样你就能待在我和孩子们身边 so you could be here with me and the kids
我以为我们达成了共识 那很重要 I thought we agreed that was important
是很重要 It was important
但是迈克尔离开了 很快凯特也会走 But Michael's gone and soon Kate will be
而你 亲爱的 已经是个大人了 And, you, my darling, are as grownup as you'll ever be
我要提醒自己 I have to remember that
我不单单只有妻子和母亲的身份而已 I was once something more than just a wife and a mother
好吧 我会辞了工作 我们早点退休 Fine, then. You know what? I'll quit working. We'll retire early
然后去意大利旅游 We'll go travelling in Italy
我们可以在科莫湖边买一栋别墅 We'll get a villa on Lake Como
你在试着说服我放弃 You're trying to fix it
你不能像说服其他事情一样说服我 You can't fix this like you do everything else
我不想你辞职 我需要去工作 I don't want you to. I need to do this
你能试着理解我吗 Can you try and understand?
恩 当然 Yes, of course
不管你做什么 我百分百支持你 Whatever you want to do, I am behind it 100%
好的 Okay
达尔豪西先生 这期节目到这结束了 Well, Mr.Dalhousie, that's all we have time for
谢谢你来参加节目 And thank you so much for coming in
我的荣幸 It was a great pleasure
谢谢 Thank you
非常好 完美 That's great. Perfect. Perfect
坏脾气酒吧
快一点 快一点 Come on! Come on!
有没搞错 这算哪门子的犯规啊 Well, come on! What the hell kind of a call is that?
去他妈的 Oh, God damn it
他自己倒的 他被自己该死的棍子绊倒的 He took a fall. He tripped on his own goddamn stick
你去哪儿了 Where were you?
我在坏脾气酒吧看比赛 I was at Grumpys watching the game
听我的采访了吗 Did you hear my interview?
该死 Oh, God damn it
对不起 亲爱的 我把时间忘了 I'm sorry, sweetheart, I lost track of time
这对我很重要 你知道的 对吧 It was important to me. You knew that, right?
嗯 Yes
但你错过了我第一次直播 But you missed my first onair interview
因为你喝着酒看着冰球比赛 'cause you were drunk and watching the hockey game
之前都看了无数次了 like you've done 1,000 times before
是的 Yes
好吧 我只想搞清楚 Okay. I just wanted to be
我们之间发生了什么 sure that we were clear on what happened here
要我去睡沙发吗 Should I sleep on the sofa?
别自责了 Stop feeling sorry for yourself
不用去睡沙发 我们不分开睡 You're not sleeping on the sofa. We don't sleep apart
给你自己找地方没 没 Did you get your plot yet? No
该去找找了 好地段抢手 You should. The good ones go fast
帕诺夫斯基
你没事吧 当然 You okay? Sure
我一直在想 You know, I was thinking about something
也许你该搬来和我们一起住 Maybe you should move in with us
孩子们都走了 家里都空出来了 The kids are gone, we got a lot of space
你怎么说 What do you say?
谢谢 不过算了 Thanks, but no thanks
我只是不想你自己一人孤单 I just don't like the idea of you being alone, that's all
我不孤单 I'm not alone
看到那个没 没老婆的雅各布·斯特恩 You see that? Jacob Stern, no wife?
那才孤单 That's alone
我准备就葬这里 和你妈妈一起 I'm going to be right here, near your mother
等你到我这年龄 你就知道这有多幸福了 When you get to be my age, you'll see what a comfort that is
没有她肯定过的很辛苦 It must be hard without her
我已经习惯了 I'm used to being without her
我需要性生活 I need to get laid
我的天 怎么了 Oh, Jesus Christ. What?
万能的主 帅气的帕诺夫斯基 God almighty. Classy, Panofsky
你坚持了多久 三妻先生 How long have you ever had to hold out, Mr Three Wives?
五十年后回首现在 可以说我们会羞愧 And I think it's safe to say in 50 years we'll look back on this time
我们为了一己之欲对动物施加非人道对待 and our inhumane treatment of animals for the purposes of mass consumption
这堪称我们历史上的一段野蛮时期 and we'll look at it as a shameful and barbaric period in our history
我是说 这跟我们看待 I mean, I think it's much
种族歧视和麦卡锡主义差不多 the way we view segregation and McCarthyism
麦卡锡主义是1950—1954年间美国国内反共,反民主逆流的典型代表
我觉得我们处在良知与行为… I think we're at the interval between consciousness and action..
巴尼 所以… Barney. And, you know..
别抽烟 …这使得我们有了契机 Don't smoke that. ... what provides that momentum
做类似于此次谈话的节目 towards action is conversations like this
就像我们现在这样 Like we're having right now
我觉得很可能用不到五十年… I mean, I think it's probably going to be less than 50..
你说… 是说少于… What do you... do you say less than or fewer..
少于 对 你说了少于 Fewer. Yeah, you say fewer than
我觉得不到五十年… So, I think it'll be fewer than 50..
如果你无法给我朋友起码的礼貌 If you can't at least be civil with my friends,
就别费心加入我们了 don't bother joining us
我觉得我够礼貌了 Oh, I thought I was perfectly civil
你都在桌子上睡着了 You fell asleep at the table
我忘了问 公墓情况怎么样 I forgot to ask, how was the cemetery?
还不错 Good times
你好 Hello. Yeah?
别放心上 Don't take it to heart
好啊 小伙子 Hiya, boychick
对不起 I'm sorry
该死 你看起来像个国王 Oh, goddamn. Oh, you look like a king
这才像你 老爸 你他妈看起来就像国王 That's what you look like, Daddy. You look like a fucking king
要喝什么不 不了 谢谢 You want anything? No, thanks
到你了 It's your turn
好吧 All righty
你拼了哪个词 这个 What did you do? Right here
我想想 Let's see here
应该这样 This guy right here
这是什么词 What word is that?
律师 Attorney
你都少了一半字母 You're missing half the letters
这是缩写 小天才 It's the abbreviation, genius
你作弊都那么懒了 我知道你是累了 When you get that lazy with cheating, I know you're tired
五 四 三 二… Five, four, three, two..
我们回来继续 And we're back talking
与著名画家艺术家里奥·法索里聊天 with renowned painter and artist, Leo Fasoli
利奥 你最近与西蒙舒斯特公司 Leo, you recently signed a sevenfigure deal
西蒙舒斯特是美国最大的现代图书出版公司
签了份七位数的合同 with Simon & Schuster
出版你的自传 to publish your autobiography,
然后你又退回所有付款 and then you returned the
说你不想出版了 money saying that you no longer wanted to do it
为什么 What happened?
事实证明写自传远比我原来设想的难度大 It proved to be more difficult than I originally thought it would be
那是否意味着你 So does that mean you
近期内不会写类似回忆录的东西了 won't be doing a retrospective any time soon?
谁知道 一切皆有可能 Who knows? Anything is possible
很高兴见到你 我的荣幸 It was nice to meet you. My pleasure
再见 再见 Bye. Bye
你喜欢这个吗 是的 So, you like this one? Yeah
再次感谢你做的这些 这对米里亚姆很重要 Thank you again for doing this. This was a real coup for Miriam
谢谢 我的荣幸 Thank you. It was my pleasure, huh
她是了不起的女人 She is an amazing woman
你确定今晚不留下来吗 You sure you don't want to stay the night?
你知道我们很希望你留下 好不好 You know that we would love to have you. Please
我也非常乐意留下来 There's nothing I would enjoy more,
但我必须回意大利 but I have to get back to Italy
必须走 I have to
你拥有一个完美的生活 我很欣慰 Hey, you have made a wonderful life for yourself. It makes me happy
再见 再见 Ciao. Ciao
再见 See you
请允许我举杯 巴尼 为你成功邀请 Allow me a toast to you, Barney, 'cause you really came through
利奥来做这次访问 是的 是的 getting Leo to do this interview. Yes, you did. You did
干杯 干杯 Cheers. Cheers
也为布莱尔在纽约找到新工作干杯 And a toast to Blair on his new job in New York
我还没得到那份工作呢 刚… Well, I don't have it yet. Just..
希望你能得到 Oh, well, here's hoping
都吃饱了吗 是的 Everybody done. Mmmhmm
我来帮你吧 Let me help
不 不 不劳客人动手 No, no. Guests don't clean
就是 坐吧 快点 坐 Yeah, sit down. Come on, sit
你什么时候能知道结果呢 So, when do you find out?
还要再等一个月 Oh, it's... it's another month
还要一个月吗 天哪 不会吧 A month? Oh jeez, come on
别这么好欺负啊 Don't be so soft
你得对他们施压 给他们压力 You got to push these guys. You got to push them
要让他们知道如果 Let them know that they're
再磨磨蹭蹭 你就不等了 going to lose you if they sit on their asses
不 我不是咄咄逼人的人 你知道的 No, I'm just not one to be aggressive in that way. You know?
不要因为你是同性恋 Just because you're gay,
就变得不自信啊 doesn't mean that you can't be assertive
我不是同性恋 我只是… I'm not gay, I just..
不 我也不觉得你是 No. I didn't think so
但是米里亚姆好像认为… But Miriam seems to..
米里亚姆以为我是个同性恋吗 Miriam thinks I'm gay?
我告诉她你不是 但是 Well, I told her that you weren't, but..
你们俩聊什么呢 So, what are you boys talking about?
你是怎么回事 What's with you?
怎么了 别问我怎么了 What? Don't say, "What."
你别给我装傻 行吗 Let's just skip that whole part, okay?
我只是给他点人生教训 没别的意思 I was just giving him some life lessons, that's all
那用得着告诉他我认为他是同性恋吗 By telling him that I think he's gay?
谁拿这种事开玩笑啊 Who even jokes about that any more?
我不想因为谢尔跟你吵架 I don't want to fight about Cher
我们不是因为布莱尔吵架 Oh, we're not fighting about Blair,
我们吵架是因为你 we're fighting about you
为什么 因为把利奥请来 Why? Because getting Leo to come in
并不能弥补你因为喝酒 doesn't negate all the interviews that you've missed to get drunk
看比赛而错过我所有的采访 and watch the game or..
还有那些因为你的屡教不改 or all the dinners that you
而毁掉的与我朋友的晚餐 ruined 'cause you're incorrigible with my friends
不能吗 It doesn't?
我要去迈克尔那儿住一周 I'm going to go and visit Michael for a week
什么 What?
我要去纽约 I'm going to New York
什么时候 下周末 Oh, when? Next weekend
好吧 那我就请一周的假 All right, I'll take the week off
不用 我觉得分开一段时间对我俩都好 No, I think a little time apart would be good for both of us
什么 你何出此言啊 What? Where is this coming from?
我们结婚后就几乎没分开过 We've hardly been apart since we've been married
我觉得稍微透下气比较好 没别的意思 I think it would be good to circulate the air a little. That's all
你知道 You know..
就一周 好吗 It's only a week, okay?
喂 迈克尔 Hello? Michael
嗨 请让你妈妈来听电话 Hi. Put your mother on the phone, please
我也很高兴和你聊天 爸 妈 Nice talking to you, too, Dad. Mom?
怎么了 爸爸的电话 Yeah? It's Dad
好的 等一下 Okay. Hold on
嗨 Hi
快回家来好吗 Come home already. Would you?
没有你在我身边我睡不着 I can't sleep without you here beside me
我知道 I know
我睡觉时总习惯凑着你 I keep reaching over for you in bed
你知道吗 我今天买了我们的墓地 You know, I bought our cemetery plots today
什么 What?
没有你我连一天都不能忍受 I can't handle being without you for even a day
所以我就想 我要把这个也确定下来 and that got me thinking, and I just needed to have that settled
这样我们就能永远在一起了 That we would be together forever
你不该不跟我商量就擅自决定 Oh. You shouldn't have done that without talking to me first
这可是件大事 That's a big thing
那是什么意思 你还不能确定吗 What does that mean, that you're not sure?
不是 你干嘛说风就是雨啊 No. Why is everything all or nothing with you?
我说我需要一点空间 I say I need a little space and
你就去买了我们死后的墓地 you go out and you buy real estate for our afterlife?
抱歉 我… I'm sorry. I..
反应过度了 是的 你就是的 Overreacted. Yes, you did
我确定你买的肯定很好 I'm sure what you bought is fine
我知道如果你买了它 I'm sure that if you bought it,
那它一定是城里最好的一块地 it's the best plot in the whole city,
但是我今天还是不回家 but I'm still not coming home today
这周和儿子在一起 我很快乐 I'm enjoying my week with my son
我要挂了 布莱尔在等我们 Now, I have to go, because Blair is waiting for us..
布莱尔吗 巴尼 不要又开始跟我吵 Blair? Barney, don't even start
其实 他听了你的建议 He actually took your advice
跟他们说他还有另一份工作邀请 and he told them that he had another offer
然后他们就让他进行最后一轮面试 and they called him down for a final interview
我真不敢相信你在那儿见布莱尔 Oh, I can't believe that you're there with Blair
我不想跟你说了 I'm not even going to have this conversation with you
我爱你 但我真的要挂了 好吗 I love you, but I really do have to go. Okay?
然后我们朋友从他自己婚礼上跑掉 And then our friend here leaves his own wedding,
动身追她到火车上 takes off and chases her right on to the train
难以置信 是啊 No way! Yeah
你太疯狂了 我也一直这样说他 You're crazy. That's what I keep telling him
你不记得我了吧 我们见过吗 You don't remember me, do you? Should I?
几年前我在你的电视剧里演了个小角色 I had a small part on your TV show a few years ago
真的吗 抱歉 Really? I'm so sorry
真不敢相信我竟然不记得了 I can't believe I don't remember that
没关系 我一直记得你 That's okay. I remembered you right away
谢谢 Oh, thank you
我要去下洗手间 I'm going to freshen up a bit
你能帮我再点一杯吗 当然 Would you mind ordering me another? Of course
我要做个检查 查什么 I need a test now. Test for what?
性病 梅毒 淋病 艾滋 都查 VD, syphilis, gonorrhea, AIDS, the whole thing
说慢点 到底怎么啦 Slow down. What the hell happened?
你只管给我做检查就好了 莫蒂 Just give me the test, Morty
而且我要尽快知道结果 And I need the results as soon as possible
到家了 There we go
回家真好啊 是啊 Oh, it's good to be home. Yeah
我把这些花放水里 I'll put these in water and
然后给你拆行李 你去休息一下 好吗 then I'll unpack your bags, so you go relax, okay?
我有个更好的主意 I have a better idea
我好想你 我也很想你 I missed you. I missed you, too
但你一定累坏了 是吗 You must be exhausted, though, right?
我去给你泡杯茶 放洗澡水 I'm going to make you some tea and I'm going to run you a bath
你觉得怎么样 How's that sound?
巴尼 怎么了 Barney? Yeah?
出什么事了 What's wrong?
没事 怎么了 Nothing. Why?
巴尼 Barney
干什么 What?
我来接 我来接 我来接 Oh! I got it. I got it. I got it
喂 是的 等一下 一会儿 Hello? Oh, yeah, hold on. Just a second
工作上的 片场里出问题了 It's work. There's crazy problems on the set and it's..
好吧 你什么时候打算对我坦白 Well, whenever you're done hiding,
不管你在我离开期间搞砸了什么事 whatever it is you screwed up while I was gone,
我就在卧室里光溜溜的等着你 I'll be in the bedroom naked
莫蒂 结果怎么样 Morty, so?
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God
老天 谢天谢地 Oh, my God, thank God
是啊是啊 太棒了 Yeah. Yeah, that's great
不知怎么 我… I don't know why, but I..
我查了来电显示 因为你表现太奇怪了 I checked the caller ID, 'cause you were acting so strange and..
你为什么撒谎不告诉我是莫蒂 Why did you lie to me about it being Morty?
把真相告诉我 Tell me the truth
天啊 Oh, God
你生病了吗 Are you sick?
告诉我 不 我没病 没有 Tell me. No, I'm not sick. No
你咳嗽的那么厉害 没有 The way you cough. No
还抽那么多烟 米里亚姆 不是的 All those cigars? Miriam. No
我没生病 I am not sick
那好 Okay
那到底怎么了 So what is it?
你在对我隐瞒什么 What are you hiding from me?
告诉我 Tell me
那对我来说毫无意义 It meant nothing to me
老天 Oh, God
求你了 米里亚姆 原谅我 Please, Miriam, please
求你了 求你了 Please, please,
米里亚姆 求你了 求你了 Miriam, please, please..
你怎么能这样 怎么能 How could you? How could you?
求你了 原谅我 求你了 Please. Please. Please
我们还有个家 We have a life
我们有过一个家 We had a life
等一下 迈克尔 Hey, wait a minute, Michael
我知道这对你们来说很难接受 I know how difficult this is for both of you,
但你们的妈妈和我会解决一切的 好吗 but your mother and I are going to work through this, okay?
你怎么能把事情搞砸 How could you have fucked this up?
你根本就配不上她 She deserved so much better than you
但她还是爱着你 and she still loved you
你就是个可悲而忘恩负义的蠢货 You're a miserable, ungrateful prick, is what you are
嘴巴干净点 我还是你爸爸 Watch your mouth. I am still your father
是啊 我知道 这一点我无能为力 Yeah, I know. There's nothing I can do about that
纪念里奥·法索里 2009年5月29日至12月10日
无用处 请稍等 Totally unnecessary productions. One second
早上好 巴尼 我的车被偷了 Good morning, Barney. My car was stolen
查查报警要准备什么东西 Find out what I do to report it, please
它停在停车场里 钥匙在我这儿 It's parked in the lot. I have the keys right here
没关系 我知道 It's okay. I know
你刚怎么离开片场了 Why did you leave the set?
我还以为你想做个演讲 I thought you might want to give a speech
不 No
我没兴趣 I'm not interested
你都不知道我要说什么 You don't even know what I'm going to say
我对你要说的不感兴趣 就这样 I am not interested in what you're going to say, that is the point
如果是非常有趣的事呢 What if it's something really interesting?
现在我对任何事情都不感兴趣 Right now, I'm in a state of complete disinterest to all things
你听清楚了吗 还是要我找人翻译给你听 Is that clear or should I get someone to translate?
我要去保加利亚了 头等舱 I'm going to Bulgaria, first class
你都三十年没坐飞机了 索兰吉 You haven't flown in 30 years, Solange
我接受了系統退敏疗法来克服飞行恐惧症 I've been in systematic desensitisation therapy to get over my fear of flying
你疯了吗 怎么了 Are you out of your mind? What?
有白痴一直印刷你三十岁时的比基尼照 Some idiots keep printing 30yearold pictures of you in bikinis,
这样那些布尔什维克老头 so old Bolsheviks
就可以对着你打飞机了 can have something to jerk off to,
你为这个要跑大半个世界去吗 and you're going to travel a halfway around the world because of that?
你他妈知道会发生什么吗 索兰吉 What the hell do you imagine is going to happen, Solange?
你要怎么做 What are you..
你要戴着香奈儿墨镜裹着爱马仕披风 you're going to step right off the plane onto the tarmac
从飞机下到停机坪吗 with the Chanel glasses and the Hermes scarf wrapped around your new do?
要一群狗仔静候您的大驾吗 A gaggle of paparazzi awaiting your arrival?
你都一把年纪了 You are 180 years old!
索兰吉 你他妈认命吧 Solange, get the fuck over it!
你他妈出什么事了 What the hell is wrong with you?
我他妈怎么了吗 What the hell is wrong with me?
我朋友利奥刚去世了 My friend Leo just died!
你听到我说的了吗 You hear me?
利奥一年前就去世了 Leo died a year ago
什么 What?
你作为护柩人出席了他的葬礼 巴尼 You were a pallbearer at his funeral, Barney
我要先问你几个问题 I'm going to start by asking you a series of questions
只要回答就好 没有对错 Just answer them. There's no right or wrong
现在是几月 What month is it?
你开玩笑吧 You're joking
我这样做是有道理的 There's a point to all this
四月 April
现在是什么季节 夏季 What season is it? Summer
你开什么牌子的车 What kind of car do you drive?
莫蒂 这他妈太羞辱人了 搞什么 Morty, this is fucking embarrassing. What the hell!
回答我就好 Just answer it
是… It's..
你懂的… 是… You know... it's... it's..
噢该死的 Oh, God damn it
这不可能 太疯了 This is crazy. This is crazy
它是德国产的 It's German
我他妈的都找不到它 You know, I can't even find the fucking thing
还要关心他妈牌子做什么 Why the hell should I care what it is called?
我是你男人 如果你想知道的话 I'm your man, if you wonna know
你叫我做任何事我都愿意 I will do anything that you ask me to do
刚才是莱昂纳德·科恩的《我是你男人》 That was Leonard Cohen's I'm Your Man,
是我们一位忠实听众点播的 a request from our everfaithful listener
来自蒙特利尔的阿尔方斯 Alphonse, all the way from Montreal
这首歌送给你 阿尔方斯 And here's one for you, Alphonse
达斯汀·斯皮尔菲尔德的《我再也不想听了》 I Don't Want to Hear it Anymore by Dusty Springfield
喝一杯吧 阿尔方斯 Here you go, Alphonse
妈的 妈的 Fuck! Fuck!
爸爸 Daddy!
爸 爸 住手 住手 快住手 Daddy! Daddy, stop. Stop. Please stop
爸 怎么了 Daddy, what's wrong?
出什么事了 What's wrong?
我想不起来你妈妈的电话号码了 I can't remember your mother's phone number
你看起来很好 You look great
你看起来棒极了 You look fantastic
坐下 快来 Sit down, come on
你这次不会见我就吐了吧 You're not going to get sick on me again, are you?
不会 不会 现在只喝咖啡 谢谢 No, no. Only coffee for me now. Thank you
但小抄我还是带了 But I do have my crib notes
我到底把它们放哪儿了 Now where the hell are they?
我有住址和电话 Yeah, I got my address and number,
凯特的电话 迈克尔的电话 Kate's number, Michael's,
所有重要的信息 以防我走丢 all the important stuff in case I get lost
我本以为狗项圈可能更好些 但是… I was thinking a dog collar might be better but..
我做了些研究 I've been doing some research,
总有新疗法和实验治疗产生的 and they're always coming out with new treatments and doing trials
是的 我们… 我不… Yeah, let's... I don't..
我们不说这个 Let's not do that whole thing
我们都知道这会说出个什么结果 'Cause we all know where this is heading, right?
我们现在能做朋友吗 Can we be friends now?
不 不行 No, we can't
我都陪着你如果你愿意的话 I'm here for you, if you'll let me be
我们有过一段美好的婚姻 但它结束了 We had a beautiful marriage, but it's over
我想要你接受这个事实 And I want you to accept that
对你我什么时候放弃过了 Have I ever given up when it comes to you?
从没有过 Never
那你凭什么觉得我这次会放弃呢 So what makes you think I'm going to start now?
两位想听今天的特别推荐吗 好的 Are you ready to hear today's special? Yeah
我们有今早从加来空运来的多佛比目鱼 We have Dover sole flown in from Calais this morning
我们还有… We have also..
谢谢 Thank you
让 让 你看到巴尼了吗 Jean, Jean, did you see Barney?
没有 夫人 没看到 No, Madame, I haven't
他结了帐 但把钱包忘在桌上了 He paid the bill, but left his wallet on the table
谢谢 Thank you
整个加拿大都在祝福你 米里亚姆留
巴尼 怎么了 Barney? Yeah?
你在这儿 怎么了 There you are. Hey, what's up?
我找不到你 害怕极了 I couldn't find you. I got scared
这儿太美了 不是吗 It's so beautiful in here, isn't it?
你把钱包忘在桌上了 You forgot your wallet at the table
你怎么了 What's wrong with you?
看看你 都在发抖 Look at you, you're practically shaking. Hey..
我还以为把你弄丢了 Well, I thought I lost you
把我弄丢了吗 没有 没有 Lost me? No, no
我在想 孩子们上学去了 Hey, I was thinking, the kids are at school
你说我们回家躺在床上一起看电影好吗 What do you say we go home and curl up in bed and watch a movie?
孩子们啊 是啊 The kids? Yeah
你把他们送去学校了吧 You dropped them off, right?
你还好吗 宝贝 别哭啊 You okay? Oh, my love, hey, don't cry
是因为我今天不够爱你吗 是这样吗 Have I not loved you enough today? Is that it?
没事了 It's okay. Hey
你觉得怎样 你觉得怎样 What do you say? What do you say?
我们旷工去休息吧 Let's go play hooky
我们送你回家吧 Let's get you home
好的 Okay
海德罗工人在奥尔福德山顶勘察时偶然 It was while on a survey here on the summit of Mont Orford that Hydro workers
发现了伯纳德·布吉·摩斯考维斯奇的遗骸 stumbled upon the remains of Bernard "Boogie" Moscovitch,
他三十多年前失踪了 who went missing more than 30 years ago
他的朋友巴尼 帕诺夫斯基 His friend, Barney Panofsky,
长篇肥皂剧《北部欧玛利》的制作人 producer of the longrunning soap o'Malley of the North,
是此案的唯一嫌疑犯 was the only suspect in the case
调查显示摩斯考维斯奇先生 Our findings show that Mr. Moscovitch
既非钝器重击头骨致死 died by either a severe beating to the skull with a blunt instrument,
也非高处坠落受伤而亡 or perhaps injuries sustained from a fall of considerable height
但也没有任何证据证明是枪伤所致 But there is no evidence of gunshot wounds whatsoever
退休警探肖恩·欧赫恩 Retired detective Sean O'Hearne
写的关于此案的书 whose book about the case
在商业和评论上都很失败 was both a commercial and critical failure,
对此他只这样说道 had only this to say
不能因为他没有开枪射他 Just because he didn't shoot him,
就说明他没有杀他 doesn't mean he didn't kill him
这只让我们离真相更近一步 对吧 This just brings us one step closer to proving the truth, okay?
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you
尸检报告说死者的伤处 The pathology report suggesting that the victim's injuries
与高空跳伞坠落伤处相似 were consistent with a skydiving fall
但这不能证明 doesn't shed any new light
谁导致了他的死亡 on who may have been responsible for this death
但至少这一起三十年未解迷案 But at least one part of a 30year mystery
中的一部分已被揭示 has finally been solved
关上吧 Just turn that off
凯特 Kate?
凯特 这是什么 Kate, what is this?
公司这一项定期支出是什么 What is... a regular payment out of the company?
那个啊 Oh, that
有好多年了 爸爸出钱让人 For years now, Daddy's been paying some guy
编造些索兰吉很受关注小报新闻 to make up those fake tabloid items about Solange
为什么 我不知道 让她开心吧 Why? I don't know. To make her feel good
他甚至还让他们从保加利亚传真过来 He even went so far as to get them faxed from Bulgaria,
只是为了以防她查号码 just in case she checked the number
保加利亚 Bulgaria
爸爸让我继续负责此事 Daddy asked me to keep them going
拿着 Here
巴尼·帕诺夫斯基遗嘱
对我的妻子米里亚姆·格兰特·帕诺夫斯基 "To my wife Miriam Grant Panofsky,
我把我们市区公寓 I leave our city condo
和一块山峰皇家公墓里的墓地留给她 and the adjoining plot
这块墓地与我自己的相邻 to my own in Mount Royal Cemetery,
我希望她能葬在我身边 where my wish is for her to be buried alongside me."
他不该写这一条 这对她来说不公平 He shouldn't have included this. It's not fair to her
我的意思是 她已经和布莱尔结婚了 I mean, she's married to Blair
只有死亡才能把他们分开 Only until death do them part
是啊 Right
最后一件事 One last thing
他给布吉留了钱 He left Boogie money,
“无论他何时回来 "To publish any original writings of
都用来出版任何他选择的原创作品” his choosing whenever he should return."
看见没 他一直以为布吉会回来 See? He always thought Boogie would come back
爸爸 Dad? Hey
拿着 爸爸 别告诉凯特 好吗 Here, Dad. Just don't tell Kate, okay?
我们小时候很喜欢灭火飞机 Oh, we used to love the water bombers when we were kids
你还记得吧 爸爸 You remember, right, Dad?
尸检报告称死者的伤处 The pathology report suggesting that the victim's injuries
与高空跳伞坠落伤处相似 were consistent with a skydiving fall
但这不能证明… doesn't shed any new light..
生命只有一次 我的朋友 We only go around once, my friend
巴尼 1944至2010
帕诺夫斯基夫妇 他俩在一起
献给莫戴克·李奇勒 1931至2001